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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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hi:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

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